I often fantasize about what would happen if I was the questioner at the Presidential Debates…
Opinionated Bastard: Senator Kerry, you’ve said that you would seek to internationalize the forces in Iraq so that it would be possible to bring more troops home to the US sometime in your first term.
Kerry: That’s correct. The administration…
Opinionated Bastard: Yes Senator, we know you don’t like the administration. That wasn’t the question yet. The question for you was, given that the mission in Iraq is currently security and that the US is the only nation with sufficient quantities of civil affairs troops, what country did you see these replacement troops coming from?
Kerry: This administration has…
Opinionated Bastard: We’re not talking about the Bush administration, we’re talking about the non-existent “relief soldiers” you keep referring to.
Kerry: Did you know I served in Vietnam? In Vietnam, I learned…
Opinionated Bastard: [slaps Kerry in the face] Enough about Vietnam!
Opinionated Bastard: Ok, I give up, moving on. Senator Kerry, President Bush has committed the United States to creating a democratic regime in Iraq. Do you support this effort?
Kerry: Yes, I’m committed to creating a Democratic regime in the United States.
Opinionated Bastard: [sighs] What about Iraq.
Kerry: We must leave Iraq with a stable government.
Opinionated Bastard: Does that mean a democratic government?
Kerry: No.
Opinionated Bastard: OK, you’re an idiot, but I’ll move on…
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