So I had a business trip last week.
As I sat on the plane, I thought to myself: What would happen if Insurance companies paid a $10M reward to any one assisting in preventing another 9/11?
Would we need all this Homeland Security? Wouldn't passengers tear terrorists limb from limb?
Passenger 1 (pulling Osamas arm out of its socket): He's my terrorist.
Passenger 2 (pulling Osamas arm other out of its socket): No, he's my terrorist
Capitalism in action. Flying on a plane would be like hunting season in Flagstaff...lots of guys with camo gear and rifles tiptoeing around...
Elmer Fudd Voice On
Be vewwy qwiet, I'm hunting tewwowists...
Elmer Fund Voice Off
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