Because after you’ve blown your dick off, its all you can do really, is eat raisins. From this interview:
But Manji says recent research shows all that virgin stuff was based on an erroneous translation of the Koran: what awaits in heaven are 72 raisins. What? Could 54 people really have been blown up for a bag of raisins? “Well in 7th century Arabia raisins were so exalted as to be promoted to paradise.”
That’s just funny. 72 raisins await you in Paradise? Wow, puts a new twist on going grocery shopping then.
Though come to think of it, I don’t like raisins.
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