Sleeping with the viper
You’re mowing your grass, suddenly you saw an ugly poisonous viper right in front of you. You run to fetch an axe in order to kill it but your wife screams at your face and orders you to stop.
“Are you crazy? You want to kill a living soul! You are barbaric” she screams. “But its dangerous. It can kill us” you say. “No, it is not. And what options do you have. Do you want to kill it and commit murder? Do you want to throw it out of our house so that some viper hunter will take it and abuse it. PETA will not be happy with that. You should respect the Universal PETA Rules. Now I want to teach you a lesson you barbaric human being. I am going to sleep with the kids and you’re going to sleep with the viper” your wife says. “WHAT??” “You heard me honey. The viper is sleeping in our bed, right beside you so that you learn how to respect animal rights”
So, you pick up the viper and place it in your bed. The viper sleeps peacefully beside you for 3 days. On the fourth day, you wake up screaming. The viper bit you.
From Big Pharaoh.
Iraq is the first internet war, as Vietnam was the first television war. It's interesting to read blogs in other countries, some of them make our left wingers look rational, some make our right wingers look liberal. I urge all Americans to get some other perspectives instead of just regurgitating the things that the left or right say.
Big Pharaoh gives the Egyptian perspective, which has been especially interesting since they may soon have real elections.
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