Now that I have my hands on the iPhone Software Development Kit, I've completed my first iPhone application.
This application is a digital telephony application that digitizes your voice and transmits it on a special section of the AT&T cellular network dedicated exclusively to transmitting your voice in real time. I call this technology VoCN. In tests, users said it was much superior to VoIP programs like Skype. Unlike VoIP technology, this application works whether you are transmitting data on the EDGE network or the cellular network. Steve Jobs said, upon testing my application:
Wow! My voice sounds so clear! There's none of that weird noise, the annoying delay, crashes or weird dropouts like I have on Skype! This works so much better then VoIP. I also no longer get weird text messages from escort services.
But wait, there's more! Through a special arrangement with AT&T and Apple, Inc. I have arranged to give every iPhone customer a copy of this application just by visiting this web page! While you've been reading this blog post, my VoCN application has already been installed on your iPhone!
It's called "Phone".
Enjoy!
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