The Opinionated Bastard

IMAO Asks:

1. Who the hell do you think you are?

I’m a 38 year old man who got frustrated with the shitty-ass coverage of our foreign policy during one of the most important periods in American history.

1. So, other than blogging, what’s your job? Do you work at some fast food joint, dumbass?

I’m a software engineer, I work for Marketocracy.

1. Do you have like any experience in journalism, idiot?

Since I started blogging, I ended up with a column in the local art monthly, so yeah.

1. Do you even read newspapers?

I read the funnies.

1. Do you watch any other news than FOX News propaganda, you ignorant fool?

Sometimes.

1. I bet you’re some moron talk radio listener too, huh?

Nope, can’t stand talk radio.

1. So, do you get a fax from the GOP each day for what to say, you @#$% Republican parrot?

Not since they stopped sending me the checks. :-)

1. Why do you and your blogger friends want to silence and fire everyone who disagrees with you, fascist?

In my case, because its fun.

1. Are you completely ignorant of other countries, or do you actually own a passport?

Traveled a lot, actually.

1. Have you even been to another country, you dumb hick?

Yep.

1. If you’re so keen on the war, why haven’t you signed up, chickenhawk?

Thought about it actually, not the armed forces (too old), but I thought about the State Department. Worried I might not have a job when I get back, and it took me several years to get to the point where I could work from Flagstaff, AZ

1. Do you have any idea of the horrors of war? Have you ever reached into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face?

Er, yes, I have an idea. No I haven’t.

1. Have you ever reached into any pile of goo?

Yep.

1. Once again, who the hell do you think you are?!

I’m the Opinionated Bastard, That’s who I am.