When I was in my 20’s, I was a nice guy.
Which was terrible for my sex life, because all the women I met were into dangerous guys.
So I had to pretend to be dangerous.
It worked mind you, once I figured that out (and a couple of other things about women, like how to flirt), I was beating them off with a stick.
Now I’m in my late 30’s (38 on December 23rd).
Women are different now, they’re bored with dangerous. Now they like nice guys.
So I have to change my whole routine back to being a nice guy again. After lots of practice with my wife though, my flirting is pretty good though, so I’ve got that going for me.
Of course, I’m happily married, so this is all just to keep my wife on her toes. Plus women like it if other women are attracted to their guy. Some kind of “I’m the alpha female, you can’t have him” thing.
Now when my wife met me, she thought “Hmmm…he’s a nice guy, pretending to be dangerous. Wonder what that’s about.” She’s older then me, so she’d already gone through her “dangerous men are exciting” phase, and was now in the “dangerous men have boring, stupid problems” phase.
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