The Opinionated Bastard

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Now, see, Allah is definitively not down with gayness, but when you're chillin' in the garage with your fellow Jihadis, sometimes you get a little frisky. This is normal. The good news is, Mohammed never said anything specific about not jabbing each others' poo, if you know what I mean. Just remember, though; don't go falling in love with another man, because, well, that's totally gay.