The Opinionated Bastard

I used to refute the claim that a man was 5 times more likely to be shot by his wife then by a stranger with the fact that he was 5 times more likely to be stabbed by his wife then a stranger, so shouldn't we ban kitchen knives too?

I figured it was obvious this was stupid. I guess not the British are talking about doing just that.

Its not that we need to control guns, its that we need to be nicer to our wives so they don't kill us, the evil witches. :-)