Why Mommy is a Democrat a children's book. Here's a couple of samples:
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That's right, Democrats will keep you safe from the evil rich guys, because we all know how many rich folk commit violent crimes. On the other hand, when that guy in the trenchcoat goes bezerk and tries to kill you, you'll be shit out of luck, since you won't have a gun to defend yourself. Or maybe the guy in the trenchcoat is a child molester released on early parole? Hard to say...
Wow, this is even more classic. Traditionally its been Republicans who've been for tax deductions for college, and Democrats who've been against. Note that Mom's a Vegan: her kids have to eat an apple and carrot for lunch.
Mom's a vegan, AND a communist. Mommy shares her toys with her kids? Hmmm... You could get arrested for that... Note that mom isn't giving the crazed homeless pedophile any help either...
This book is obviously a plot by Karl Rove. If I was a kid and I was forced to read this book, I'd be a confirmed capital-R-Republican...because the subtext of this book is that Democrats are pussies...
Hat Tip: Matt
Comments (2)
This last post says a lot about you.very interesting, your mirror image reflecting says much about what is actually going on in that brain of yours… tell us more about your subconscious pierce, you have issues, let them out before you do something stupid…and stay away from the kids.
ernie
Posted by ernie | December 3, 2005 3:54 PM
Posted on December 3, 2005 15:54
You think I’m bad Ernie? Check out this
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December 3, 2005 5:55 PM
Posted on December 3, 2005 17:55