It wasn’t the iPhone that made them late.
It was because they didn’t hire me when they had the chance last year. I did what I was supposed to do. I sent my resume into jobs.apple.com, I contacted friends who worked there, everything. One nibble, no offer.
I mean, sure, I wasn’t willing to move to the SF Bay Area. But really, you’d have to be a complete idiot to move there. It’s ridiculously expensive, and in this internet age, why work in an area where a “starter home” is $1,000,000? Meanwhile, in my home office, I have my own personal espresso machine.
Mark my words, if Apple had hired me, Leopard would have shipped in February.
I’m that good. Or maybe its just the caffeine.
Either way, your loss guys. My new job is working out just fine, thanks.
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