Ahem. Told you Iowa was meaningless

Clinton won New Hampshire.

Caucuses are just too fucking weird.

However, Edwards is dead. He's going to hang on until South Carolina, but even if he wins South Carolina, everyone will just say "oh, that's his home state".

Clinton's Best Anti-Obama Slogan: "Where's the Beef?" Gee, if only she had gone around saying that about Kerry...

Meanwhile, on the Republican front, McCain won. Which is good news, because of all the candidates, he's the only one who hasn't been packaged like a soft drink. McCain campaigns by having town meetings and interacting with people, even people who disagree with him.

My fervent dream is a McCain-Clinton matchup. But if that happens, my wife and I will have dueling yard signs...