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May 17, 2005

Goose-Stepping Hippies

Please Lord, save me from the self-righteous.

So my wife and I went to the local health food store for some sandwiches, and plastered all over the parking lot I see these signs that say No Bookstore Parking.

So let me get this straight. Four days out of the entire year, college students come to that bookstore to trade in the useless ravings of college professors they were forced to purchase for some badly needed cash. Yet the health food store, which is often so busy the other 361 days that their parking spills over into the bookstore parking, they're offended? So much for living in peace and harmony with our fellow man.

It wouldn't be so annoying if the store didn't sell the sorts of magazines that claim that if it wasn't for the evil of corporations, we'd all be living happily together in the forest off of nuts and berries at peace with one another. There are several problems with this theory:

  1. The health food store itself is a corporation.

  2. Have you ever tried to live off nuts and berries? Give me a cheeseburger any day!

  3. The people I see in the health food store always look sickly. The people I see in the butcher look healthy. Do the math.

  4. All the people I know who shop exclusively at health food stores are terrible cooks.

  5. I can't think of anything worse then living with the people I meet in health food stores.

  6. After living in Flagstaff for awhile, when its January 15th and I'm looking out the windows of my house watching it snow horizontally, and I'm warm and toasty, I kind of appreciate those evil energy companies...

But the real point for me is that these days, when I meet someone who is smugly certain that their world view is 100% correct, that God and all his Angels are on their side, chances are he's wearing a T-Shirt and Birkenstocks. The whole thing with the parking lot is typical. Inside, they sell these magazines promoting peace and harmony; outside they're towing customers cars away.

All those people who grew up in the 60's have to realize that to a Generation-Xer like myself, they've become the Establishment, and frankly, people being people, they're just as smug, self-satisfied, and close-minded as the guys in suits and crew cuts they replaced.

Typically, in Flagstaff last week, smoking got banned in bars as well as restaurants. Now a few years ago, I wouldn't have thought about it, and given that my wife smoked, I would have been secretly glad. But then I started working in the Taoist healing clinic at my martial arts studio. I found out from working on healing people there that all the people that smoked, drank too much, whatever, had some sort of health problem. It's not that people were addicted to cigarettes, as much as they were self-medicating.

From a healing point of view, cigarettes and alcohol are terrible “herbs” in that they have bad side effects beyond the effect the person is taking them for. On the other hand, they're widely available, and the quality control is good. In our clinic, we don't treat the alcohol or nicotine addiction, instead we treat the underlying health problem. Eventually, the patient stops on their own.

If you talk to the people that pushed this sort of thing through, they'll tell you all about how they're pushing through the smoking ban for “health” reasons.

Hmmmph. I think you just deprived sick people of their medicine.

In the 20th century, left-wing governments killed more people and caused more misery then right-wing governments. For all that left-wing people like to call right-wingers “Nazis”, Nazi is short for National Socialist.

To paraphrase Jesus, I'd rather hang out with a bunch of strippers then a bunch of left-wing political activists; the strippers are probably a better class of people. Come to think of it, hanging out with capital-C-Christians wouldn't be so bad either; annoying as they are, they usually mean well and given the dominance of the hippies, they're often more open minded. (I'm a little-c christian myself.) The liberals hippies I meet are sometimes well-meaning, but rarely open-minded.

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I looked fairly carefully, but can’t find anything to disagree with.

I might add, though, that the “health food” and current (not necessarily original) PETA types are a bloodthirsty bunch. Just what do they think will happen to our domestic food animals if we all convert to vegetarians?

Posted by: John Anderson [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2005 8:46 PM

Why were trying to find something to disagree with?

Posted by: Opinionated Bastard [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 20, 2005 7:53 AM

My mom was addicted to cigarettes, and it killed her. You’ve got some interesting hippy theories yourself, Pierce.

Posted by: dean bonzani at May 25, 2005 10:29 PM

Well Dean, responding to this comment was worth a whole blog entry of its own. Click on “Opinionated Bastard” below to go to the new article.

Posted by: Opinionated Bastard at May 26, 2005 11:50 AM

Talk about a can of worms. Left wing, right wing, national socialists. Are you saying the Nazis were left wing socialists? Yes the Nazi government owned and controlled the means of production, a basic requirement for socialism. But there was no advocacy of greater freedom and well being for the common man, the basic requirement of left wingers. They were facists, or did you forget. Right wing dictators. Stalin was another dictator who used right wing tactics to belie what he called his governmental style. Communism was stolen by the Bolsheviks to become a socialist dictatorship. Bolshevik means majority when in reality they never were a majority, check your history. No matter what they call themselves they were both dictators that controled the means of production and distribution for their countries.

There were no left wing governments involved in either WWI or WWII outside of what you might think of the good old USA. WWI was the last struggle amongst the imperial aristrocracy. WWII was the bloodbath of Nazis vs Communists and the USA.

Was there some sort of death and misery that surpassed those epics of the 20th century? Caused by left wing governments? Your opinion is truly a bastard of common sense and history.

Posted by: Alfred at May 26, 2005 9:57 PM

Actually, the Nazi’s did talk about greater well-being for the common man they just had a limited definition of who that “common man” was supposed to be. As a simple example, read the history of the Volkswagen. Advocacy of greater freedom for the common man has never been a basic requirement of left-wingers. I’ve read my history, have you read your Karl Marx? He talks about the “dictatorship of the proletariat” quite clearly. He claims its supposed to “fade away”, but it never seems to. If greater freedom for the common man were exclusively left wing, Libertarians would be considered radical leftists instead of radical rightists…

My point really though is not that the Nazi’s were a left wing government, but rather that totalitarianism is the wolf in sheeps clothing in any philosophy. You may like to think that totalitarian governments are all really right wing, but that’s not borne out by history. There were many prominent leftists in the US who supported the Bolsheviks at the time.

Otherwise, I think we’re in agreement here. Totalitarianism, whether “left”, “right”, or “islamic” are bad, and while it would be nice to believe that only “right” wing governments are dictatorships, the reality is that power becomes its own reason for existence. Totalitarianism of any stripe just substitutes the “privileged” for whatever group they were supposed to replace. So you swap one privileged group for another.

Left, right, islamic, PETA, whatever, anytime someone says “you need to give me more power so I can protect you from those ‘other’, ‘bad’ people”, grab onto your gun and head for the hills, because whether they say those ‘bad’ people are the rich, the jews, or the infidel, they really mean you.

As for death and misery in the 20th century, its convenient to claim Stalin as a right winger, that just won’t fly. He was a totalitarian left winger, and there were lots of totalitarian left wingers who killed lots of people since 1947. More Russians died in Stalin’s prison camps, or from starvation due to forced collectivization than in WWII.

The main saving grace of right-wing totalitarianism is usually the respect for property rights, which helps create economic opposition to the government. But that’s accidental at best, and shouldn’t be depended on.

Throughout history, political and economic freedom have been the best way to secure the greatest good for the common man; every attempt to impose it from above has lead to more death and misery.

Posted by: Opinionated Bastard [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 27, 2005 9:24 AM

My definition of left-wing, right-wing is from the original historic and true derivation. From the French parliment, during the French Revolutionary period, being divided with the portion of those seated to the left of the podium and those to the right of the podium being given those designations. Those on the right supported the Monarchists while those on the left supported the common man.

And as you so clearly state “swap one privileged group for another” alows the right-wing to include any mondern representation of monarchy. That would include the privilaged Bolsheviks that controlled the Soviet Union, Hitler’s Facists, and dare I say it in the same breath, the corporation controlled government of the USA.

Just because a government calls its self one thing doesn’t mean it is that thing. Hitler said he was for the common man but you truely don’t believe that, do you? Just as Bush 43 says he is from and for the common man but at the same time calls the rich and privilaged “his base”. That’s all just about successful propaganda, lies, distortion of the truth.

The millions of lives lost during the wars were astronomical as were the lives lost by Stalin’s economic practices and slave labor/prison camps. And we haven’t even brought into the picture such luminaries as Pol Pot or Chairman Mao. It’s just too much for me on this weekend of rememberance to check which constituted the greatest loss.

Yes we do agree on most points. Thank you for your lengthy reply and having an open discussion of such sticky subjects.

Posted by: Alfred at May 30, 2005 11:11 AM

Your definition of wingedness is one thing, but your application of wingedness to modern times reapplied to the French Revolution could just as easily apply to the left-wing of the French Parliament as well.

I’m not going to let you get away with calling all totalitarianism right-wing, because that’s just not true. If Chairmain Mao is right-wing, so was Robespierre. Left-wing/right-wing have more to do with capitalism then they do with form of government. Most people plot political philosophies in multiple dimensions, with left vs. right having more to do with property/capital than dictatorship vs. anarchy.

The confusion in America I think extends from FDR, who defined liberalism vs. conservatism implying only one dimension. So they think that “liberal” regimes are ok, missing the horrors that someone like Castro or Guevara perpetuate in the name of “the people”.

I think that any political system in its pure form is bad. That’s why I prefer the “Democratic Capitalism” we have in America. Its a bastard child, sure, but I think that’s its strength.

Meanwhile, back in Flagstaff, the bookstore has retaliated with their own “no parking” signs. The health food store would have been better off if they’d just mellowed out.

Posted by: Opinionated Bastard [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 31, 2005 11:40 AM

great discussion

i think the conversation into totalitarianism is important. i think the discussion about “left and right” isnt getting anywhere and in fact such specualtion into such usually diverts people form asking the central questions about the problems of existence.

Sure, totalitarian regimes ruled both nazi germany, the USSR, and now the corporate states of america. War is peace, freedom is slavery ignorance is strength. GW talks to jesus, the US state is holy, the flag is the shroud of turin. patriotism, nationalism and militarism are to be obeyed with fervent support and collecting paper money tokens is the meaning of life.

the good thing about this is totalitarianism fails. the US imperial overstretch shows totalitarian lack of logic in action. the US no longer possesses the ability to evolve its organizational structure. the state is ossified into corporate monopoly interest, whose media mechanisms coercively lie to manipulate public opinion. The people are now dumbed down to the point to where literally, war is peace, freedom is slavery and ignorance is strength. Just “support your troops” as Bush talks to Jesus. down into the rabbit hole we go, and the global financial system will not survive the coming breakdown of global order.

ernie

Posted by: ernie at June 1, 2005 11:42 AM

hitler was a hippy and a left wing hippy at that. the national socialists were true socialists and true nationalist. basically nazis were racist commies if you really get down to it.

as a german american i can say personally i have no real issues with hitlers “mein kamph” or the policies of the third reich. but with todays people i could not trust our government with a twig much less a gun.

but the big BUT….

if the holcaust happend and you go by the american version of WW2 the nazi-sozis were very evil.

but as a huge doubter of this history i can not see anything wrong with them. history is filled with lies and WW2 is so complex. i can not fathom that my people “the germans” did this great evil to the jews. it personally can not see evough evidance to deny that the holocaust did not happen or prove to my self that it did happen. there is little proof eather way. i can see both sides of the coin and am left blind to it. i just refuse to believe it.

i have see jews in action socially, i have heard accounts by people i trust and they are not a nice people and yes often they do harbor anomosity to non-jews, not that i believe the protocals of the elders of zion but many do dispise us in many ways. but hate is something left for those i used to love.

dislike? well all the ones i have met i could not say were out to get me but if they were in total control of a country i could see wanting rid of them. the germans were starving and screwed after WW one, so they blaimed the jews cause they did supposedly had a major control of germany. i can see that they were not simply a scapegoat, sorry but the history says some pretty nasty things about german life and well it seems that that way.

but what happend to germany at that time; murder! hell no! deport! hell yes!

but the way hitler presented national socialism as opposed to the way it came in to play is very different. war time and peace time policies differ greatly. amercia is now in war time policy and everyone is up in arms about it, like for example the patriot act. is it permanent and forever? if so were screwed. another marxist genocide coming right up. fascist and commies are alot alike benito was a commie first then a fascist, america was a republic till a bit after WW one. how many of you remember the stiff arm salute to the american flag? my father does, mother and i even went to a christian school that saluted with a stiff arm.

if every one is the same people national socialism would work and work well i might add. but america is not working because there are to many different people.

the illegals are in general very low class peoples. i would like to see all the illegal third world people kicked out of america if they wont leave shoot them yes shoot them like a minuteman. i would also love to see many of the Legals shipped back also cause our burrocrap politi-scums republictwats let the criminals in legally and illegally. i wish the blacks and european peoples in america would get some moralls and spines and fight back against the third world slime that illegally/legally infests out country and stop this mess, but saddly the evil and/or ignorent greedy capitolists and the dictatorshites (that love cheap labor and crime make good money and makes great laws that screw law abbiding citizens) that control the television brainwash poor and middle class folks and the gastapo police and the weak-end warriors in the nasty guard would start executing everyone into submission like stalin did to russia. the current government controled neo-nazis of america are low class but in a very different way cause they are tollerably americanized, but they would be the first to go in a nazi-sozi system just like the SA the vast majority of current neo-nazis are sick degenerate slime. unfortunatly the third world is what america is becoming. were a few years away from the same fate of germany in the 1920’s, desperate people will follow a dictator if he promises peace. hitler is a example of this. if he truly was a dictator.

my family hated hitler for losing and americans will hate bush and all the rest of the low class rulers that we supposedly elect in the future. i bet one day the current commie/nazi state dictated by george (or kerry if he won) will/would use this posting as evidance to execute me. thankfully i can claim insanity; oh no that will get me euthanized or medicated eather way i am dead. hell who cares our children will be zombies on psychmeds if bush passes that new law so were all doomed anyways. there is no hope for america were totally screwed. our citizens are retarded and out children will be medicated zombies and will become drones and worker bees, welcome to 1984/thx 138/gattica/logans run.

democracy two wolves and a sheep desiding on whats for lunch.

Posted by: the pits at June 18, 2005 2:24 AM

Any left wing vs right wing debate is hampered by the ignorance of other dimensions. See the Political Compass, which portrays political stance in a two-dimensional graph. Left-to-right is the X axis, and Authoritarian-to-Individualistic is the Y axis. Personally, I think the A-to-I axis is much more indicative of the possible evil that any stance has a potential for.

Posted by: DWMF at June 24, 2005 1:46 AM

Trust me—Hitler was way behond The Ku Klux Klan ; they wouldn’t have had much of a place in his new vision of the world. Hitler and John Lennon tapped into the same visions when they thought about the future of Christianity. When John Lennon said: “Christianty will go, it will vanish” “I am right and I will be proven right.” {which he followed by his famous saying ” The Beatles are more poular than Jesus now” which recieved protests and death threats from the Ku Klux Klan and other Rightwing Christian groups in America. John was simply stating the truth. The truth was that kids were more enthusiastic about going to Beatle concerts than they were about going to Church. John Lennon could see that his charasmatic musical religion was more popular than Christianity. Hitler had the same effect, he could see that more kids were attending his rallies than church and you can even say that he became more popular than Jesus. What John Lennon said could be put side by side with what Hitler said on the future of Christianity: ” We are witnessing the final sumersaults of Christianity, it will last another hundred years or so, then it will vanish” for Hitler was also witnessing as John did a new religon that would replace Church. If you looked at a film of a Hitler rally and then looked at films of the early Beatle concerts if someone didn’t tell you would not be able to tell the difference. Both had fannatical screaming and crying white girls with their hads in the air. Many people remarked at this when the Beatles first hit the seen, many said that it was reminisant of the early Nurenburg Rallies. In fact when John himself retuned to his hometown in Liverpool while on a balcony young kids were fanaticly cheering so loudly he felt that the kids were acting like the early Hitler youth so much that he gave the Hitler Salute, shouted “Sieg Heil” and put his finger to his nose simbolizing the ‘Hitler mustash’ and the kids just kept cheering !! The Beatles had become a sort of “God on earth” and had won the hearts and minds of youth. This is partly what drove John Lennon to say that The Beatles were more poular than Jesus because like Hitler 35 years earlier it was true. The Jewish Liberal multi-cuteral political revolutionaries who used the revolution that happened mostly among middle class whites in the sixties, because of the freedom and love that this generation posessed they liberated everyone, then the system beat them down, whacked all their early leaders John and Robert F Kennedy to John Winston Lennon and then took advantage of the freedom fight they launched to beat down Aryan culter. Now the only cutlers that survived were the diseased Redneck Puritin culters, and the Jewish neocons. And now if your not one of those two and your a kid you have to bow down to the junglebunnies who have gotten to drunk with a false sense of power, I’m talking about “getto culter, or as black comedian Chris Rock calls it “nigger culter”, and they hate whites who have not lost their identity and this is why they hate anything to do with the sixties culter and now violently threaten the old whites who fought for their liberation from pigs because of their own moral concience, only to get spat in face for it by arrogant black youth. The Sixties movement was actually racialy identified, and hated this materialistic culter that beats up on everthing natrual, everything Aryan. They came back to give that evil American WWII generation hell once more, only this time instead of doing it with guns, they did it with music, art, and prophetic protests aimed at the whole capitalist system of the pig tribes. This was a war between the creative Aryans, and the destructive Pig peoples, the “culter-vulters”. The Hippi movement was an Aryan rebelion against the post WWII Pigs who beleived the world was their oustyer to expliot, many of which did not even deserve to win WWII but ended up coming out looking like the good-guys because of the autrosities carried out by the axis powers. Now they had inherited the world after that war. The war was what got them out of ecinomic depression so they veiwed war as a good thing and could not understand why they’re strange kids refused to fight for that bullshit system that they had believed in becuse of their upringing. The magical generation had differen’t plans for the future, and were not gonna let the old generation get in they’re way. They were gonna {as Hitler said “let youth be lead by youth”. The right to direct the future destiny of the nation is the right of youth, to overthrough a corrupt systembuild on lies—lead by wise elders in the case of Germany it was Hitler and the Nazi party, for the sixties generation they’re hero’s were the musicians who spoke to them, and instigated them to revolt! {Jim Morrison} ” lost in a Roman….wilderness of pain……..and all the children are insane, ……..waiting for the summmer rain yea” . The British Kings came back to conqur America and inforce they’re culture on the natives, only this time the natives were Christian Pigs, and the British conqured America with Music. The British Kings like John Lennon, Pete Townsen, and many others came to settle their “oldscores” with the dirty American swine. Hitler’s greatest vision was that “one day Germany and Britian, would march together against America. The German youth was already reincarnated in America, and their British Kings had come to liberate them. With their push the magical youth of the sixties planned on recreating the destiny that was taken from them This is what the psycidelic Atlantian Aryan youth of the sixties tried to do, and they beleived in the power of love. They were the first youth in the world to totally take charge of their nation, stop a war, and create a new culter in the history of mankind. The Aryan youth had suddenly became the saviors of the world as the black civil rights leader Dick Gregory once put it “all the sudden the white race had produced a movement where every guy looked like jesus, and every girl looked like Mary, and they acted like them and had their spirit!” They had the Nazarene-Merovingian-Cathar spirit. The movement was mostly middle class whites who liked European culter more than American puritin culter, the Jews who got caught up in it were all Jews who hated the Jewish system and wanted wash off their Jewishness in the sink, be aproved Aryans, reject the Old Testament vengence and join the white Aryans who were changeing the world through the philosophy of peace and free love. This was a folk movement that had it’s roots in the German youth movments like the “wandervogels” “free-wanderings-pirts” most of who got caught up in the Hitler youth. They both had the ideals of nature worship, communalism, vegetarianism, nudism, and firm belif in the magical power of youth. The Hitler Youth slogan was—“let youth lead youth”. In Hitler’s Germany youth were even given power over their parents, to turn them in and to get them off their back. The hippi youth were of the same mindset that the youth had the right to to lead the future and if the elders couldn’t “tune in” they had to “drop out”. The hippi’s didn’t give a fuck about their parents or about the struggles they went through in the depression or WWII they of the past and now had to step aside and exept this new order. The Woodstock Nation were very natrual. Most of them were whites and prefered to mate with other whites. It was a Aryan movement and people of other races were drawn to it and intriuged by it, but they were not it. Through the Black Panthers they were going to establish a separate black state for black people who wished to live separate. The north would be the Nation of Rock and Roll and would be perdominatly white in identity for many hippi tribes were accually old Aryan tribes coming together to takover. No wonder getto Liberal youth cutler today puts down the culteral revolution that looked to destroy the Zionist materialitic system that was oppessing them and that is now oppressing many artistic whitekid dreamers who want to change their world which they sense are full of LIES. They’re is a saying about the 60’s generation “in the 60’s all we wanted was love, now we want the truth! That’s the generation of the day but I still believe and I have many friends who agree with me who are pure Hitler was a Artist, a visionary, a prophet, and a conqurer and he had no time for the working class..I beleive in Mein Kampf he said that ever since he was a child he knew he would never be a civil servant, but rather an Artist!

Posted by: AAron Vaters at December 21, 2005 5:13 PM

“We did not care about the American dream or the American drug problem, we were British Kings and we wanted to conqure America”—Pete Townsend-THE WHO!

Posted by: AAron Vaters at December 21, 2005 5:19 PM