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May 4, 2005

Some Perspective

First, to quote Laura Bush:

George didn’t know much about ranches when we bought the place. … But I’m proud of George. He’s learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What’s worse, it was a male horse.

Some too-tightly-wrapped-damn-yankee-pansy-ass conservatives have complained about Laura’s potty mouth. Link1Link2Link3

Let me tell you a story boys and girls. Its the grossest thing I’ve ever heard.

My wife used to work in the office at the Flagstaff Riding Center. One day, the young vet and the old vet are checking out the horses. One of the stallions has these strange sores on his penis. The younger vet is mystified. The older vet looks at it and says. “Hmmm… Looks like Summer Sores. Did this horse come up from Phoenix?”

Turns out it had. So the old vet says, probably Summer Sores. So they slice open the Horses penis, and worms crawl out…the penis is honeycombed with holes…

Seems that there are these flies, and they land on the horse’s penis and lay their eggs. The maggots then eat through the horses penis.

So every day after that, the stallions penis had to have ointment applied.

There’s only one way to apply ointment to a stallion’s penis…

Naturally, it fell to the junior horse trainer to perform this job.

After a few days of this, whenever that stallion saw her, the stallion we get an erection…

Anyone who thinks Laura Bush was being naughty is a pansy-ass-city-slicker-yankee. Raising animals isn’t like it is on a nature show…

Posted by the at May 4, 2005 4:47 PM

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Your Link3, which happens to be the INDC Journal link, doesn’t have the too-tightly-wrapped-damn-yankee-pansy-ass conservatives you are talking about. And not a one of the present 24 commentators are too-tightly-wrapped-damn-yankee-pansy-ass conservatives either. Bill from INDC Journal was merely being snippet and sarcastic.

Posted by: likwidshoe at May 4, 2005 6:31 PM

opinionated bastard: you’ve got it just right. bravo.

and … -hell of a story about the horse. and the junior horse trainer. egads.

Posted by: nikita demosthenes at May 4, 2005 8:50 PM

opinionated bastard: you have it just right. bravo.

  • and hell of a story about the junior horse trainer. egads.

you too have been added to ye olde blogroll.

cheers-

Posted by: nikita demosthenes [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 4, 2005 8:53 PM

duuhhh… dumbasses.

you have to fucking clean a horse’s shealth out (even geldings) every 6 months AT LEAST or else it’ll get infected or the urine stream will be blocked. idiots.

Posted by: Katy at May 6, 2006 9:34 AM